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Calamari Paul Takes the Prediction World Cup
by Niel | Mystery | July 12, 2010

Friends, family members and coins flips all stood up to the game, but Paul took this one. You might’ve predicted Spain to win, but you’re not an octopus.

I must say the setup for the final was a classic. Brother Future who predicted Netherlands and Calamari Paul who went for Spain. I must come clear here, I was rooting for the Chinese guy from the future, ’cause I like time travelling. I kept waiting for his score of 2:1 to realize, but never came to being. Perhaps we screwed up the timeline by giving away too much.

Alas, Calamari Paul took this one fair and square, but some skeptics have already claimed some inconsistencies in Paul’s game. Apparently he seems to like yellow and some concerns of horizontal shapes have put Calamari Paul’s predicting abilities under suspicion. Was he just lucky? Or does he follow some silly regime that fooled us all? Did Calamari Paul use his influence within the Psychic Octopus Guild to bribe FIFA into match fixing the games for him? He is after all Calamari Paul.

For now, I’m distraught that Brother Future left me. I believed man. I really believed. My faith in Chinese people from the future has been broken.

Tags: brother future, calamari paul, mr. x, netherlands, paul the octopus, predicting octopus, spain, world cup
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World Cup Prediction Battle – Chinese Guy vs Octopus
by Niel | Mystery | July 10, 2010

Off the field, there is another battle going on. The battle for prediction seer supremacy. In one corner we have Paul the Octopus. He screwed over the Germans in their semi-final, but so far has a good track record. His predictions for the final: Spain to take the cup, and his other hurdle, the 3/4th playoff puts Germany ahead of Uruguay. Good Good. That’s all dandy. Good on you Calamari Paul.

Now in the other corner we have Chinese guy from the future. If you haven’t heard of him. He is big in the Chinese interweb-o-spheres now. He made a forum post on Baidu on June 13, proclaiming how the World Cup will end. He predicted Netherlands will beat Spain in the final 2:1 and that Sneijder will score one of the goals. That’s some precise predicting yo. Gotta give to the brother from the future. He is already on track pretty much. He says further, that after his post he will come back and people will believe him. Go bro!

So who’s side are you on? This epic battle will only have one winner. The octopus already has a track record, but this Chinese guy predicted the end on June 13. Calamari Paul or Brother Future? Time will tell.

Tags: baidu, brother future, China, netherlands, paul the octopus, sneijder, spain, spain vs germany, world cup, world cup finals
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Breaking News: 2012 is Happening!
by Niel | News | May 17, 2010

If you’ve seen the movie 2012, you will know about Earth Crust Displacement. The devastating event that shifts continents left right and center due to some poles or something. How do magnets work? No-ones knows, but they’re definitely cataclysmic. The news on TV has just confirmed this. South Africa is now placed at South America. However, confused comments are popping up saying that some are still stuck in Africa.

I’m feeling nothing so far. My laptop is still is fine. I’m typing with speed to get the news out there. I spilled a glass of juice earlier today, was that a result of 2012? People need to calm down. I called a leading scientist and he explained after a using a fruit metaphor he claims that this is what Earth will look like within 48 hours.