This kid is the business. Every two year old in some country is envying this little blighter. They wish their parents were as callous… I mean cool, about his smoking habits. Like he smokes two packs a day. Little dude is a puffing machine. And he has already developed brand loyalty, smoking only a preferred brand.
He is probably getting some mad hugs from chicks his age, making all the other toddlers jealous. The dudes his age, probably either have to start smoking to fit in, but their parents will stop them, but they’ll probably rebel and listen to some Led Zep. Perhaps break some toys.
This smoking kid is cool beyond his years. Peer pressure ain’t got nothing on him. He MAKES peer pressure. A leader and a visionary. Live fast, die young. Chick dig the badass vibe. This kid has got life already figured out, that’s probably why the parents don’t worry.
I don’t even want to start talking about the older toddlers, whom are probably just starting school. They will feel so weak and conservative. This smoking kid will have a job by 4, mid-life crisis by 7 and be in the grave by 10.
(via @chrisdevilliers)
