Get this. Someone was stabbed in a movie, but just not any movie, it was Shutter Island. The recent super creepy crazy man thriller with Leo D, which I still need to see, but going by the trailer, it looks pretty crazy. I just found it ridiculously ironic to get stabbed in such a movie. Filled with crazy people, this guy Landry B, went and stabbed the “victim” with a meat thermometer. A Meat thermometer looks like this, in case you wondered.
So, in he goes, after some complaints and pops the Gangsta Thermometer into the “victim’s” neck. Pretty bad way to get stabbed. Like, I’d prefer to get stabbed in an alley with a proper knife and proper battle, but this… you’re just damn unlucky. Moreover, it’s in a thriller. That’d be like the biggest scare ever. To top it off, the guy is even more gangsta ’cause he wants to become “an air conditioner technician”. Best aspiration ever. Making people cool for a living with my gangsta stabby thermometer. He’s got the whole temperature thing going. At least in jail people will think he’s cool.
(via KTLA)
