London, a multi-cultural haven, has imported two aliens to become their mascots for the 2012 olympics. They seem to be from some gangsta galaxy, or have studied too much music videos trying to fit in. However, there were some concerns about Twitter users, even Simon expressed his concern on Twitter.
Are they really aliens or are those costumes really so good? Hypothetically speaking if they were aliens, then their skins are really well created, as if they evolved to one day fool humans. Wenlock and Mandeville, are also odd choices for names. Yeah, yeah, silly back story about girders and dropping metal, but really Wenlock and Mandeville? I vote we change the names to ET and Invader Zim. At least they are somewhat more relateable than droplets of metal.
And what’s with those eyes. Are we supposed to be happy with that? The aliens should’ve realised we are not cycloptic beings. Time will tell, if this impending alien import will go down well, for now, I’m highly skeptical of their origin and purpose. Just don’t bring your kids close. Nightmares will be had.
(via MFM926)
