There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared!–
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!”~ Edward Lear
From this day on every Monday will be Limerick Monday. You might ask, “But Twindie.net it’s Tuesday!?” Yes, yes, but yesterday was a public holiday, thus this here is to brighten the start of the week. Most of the limericks will be written by other folk, but you never know I might write some myself.
There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all the day long;
But they called out, "O law!
You're a horrid old bore!"
So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.
