IFOs short for Identified Flying Objects have been kept secret by the government for years. Since the first Wright Brothers flight, this underground movement starting picking up. Just under a decade later reports starting filing in of IFOs across the globe. Especially during the World Wars.
A war veteran says, “I knew what I saw. It was this gosh darned The Friedrichshafen G.III”. He reportedly reported it to the government, but they shrugged it off. “It’s a conspiracy I tell you. The government knows about these IFOs, but no-one wants to tell us why they keep it secret”.
An anonymous person contacted me when I started doing my investigation. He (I know it is a man, ’cause there was a mix of beer and beef jerky smell to the paper) claims that he once phoned the government reporting an IFO, and they replied with “Oh yeah, that’s just the local airshow”. The anonymous person knew something was up, and started probing for more, the government responded with a shocking revelation, “Well, it is the annual local airshow. There are bi-planes and gyrocopters and anything really. You should go”.
The man was taken aback by the hospitality, he took the chance to get into the IFO conspiracy and asked how much it cost, the government municipal worker replied, “Oh, I don’t know… Sorry,” and hung up the phone. This is telling evidence that they are trying cover up the IFO conspiracy.
A man called Vincent Con tells a story of how he, as a young boy, saw big IFOs flying above his town. “They were huge, I tell you, with blinking lights and everything”. A few years later he went to the local international airport to spy on the IFOs. He explains, “It was terrifying, there were people everywhere, but every time I started to really get a glimpse of the big IFOs, they flew off. The government must’ve known I was there, so I decided to leave promptly”.
IFOs remain a very obscure topic, even among hardcore conspiracy theorists. IFOs are a fact, and people should become aware of it. I hope I did my duty.
