To My Future Son/Daughter
by | Life | June 21, 2009

Darth VaderDear Future Son/Daughter,

today is the day that you celebrate me having sex with your mom and in effect bringing you forth into this world. Before that you were nothing, perhaps an idea in my head, like now. However, now you celebrate my devotion to keeping you alive in this tumultous place called Earth. Before I continue, I would like to say, this day is not for you to celebrate me, but in fact me to say thanks for making me part of your life. +1 for generativity in fact.

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