You know, since Facebook is making us likers, I’ve decided to create the weirdest oddly specific things to like on Facebook. Since you know to creep out your friends. P.S. – If you’re reading this via RSS, come on through to the site.
1) Seeing myself in the reflection of highly reflective aviator glasses.
2) The snare drum on 1:18 on Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone.
3) The sesame seed that fell off my KFC burger.
4) Pretending to write in cryptic spy ink when the ink dries up.
5) Watching Lord of the Rings while thinking of how cool it would’ve been to have met Frodo.
After the break is 5 more.
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No way! This can’t be real… they’re lying surely. Now, let me just go share that Three Busty Blondes vid on Facebook.
Tags: Facebook, linguistics, sex, statistics
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Facebook has done the impossible. When you thought Facebook could no longer control society more, it outright goes and creates a new kind of person. Facebook has suddenly changed the zealous people called “fans” into something that still needs a word. You can no longer “become a fan” which when first introduced was a breeze… HA get it. Anyway.
Now, you are becoming a “person who likes this”. This new kind of person doesn’t even have a name. Me being a studying linguistic thinks we should call them “likers”. Easy right. Like. Facebook, should give these people a name, for soon havoc will set in among page owners across the interwebs trying to figure how to call their new “people”. What was Facebook thinking making such a premature move. But I bet it would work for the biking industry. Has Facebook been bought by the biking industry? Rumours abound, but for now we must stick with “likers”. America, however should quickly adapt, for like, like is already, like, to much, like part of their, like vocabulary. Do you wanna become a like?
Tags: Facebook, Fail, fan page, like
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Status updates seem to get a lot of people in trouble these days. Lamebook.com is a good example. However, shit got real at a school recently after a kid updated that “he would kill Kathy Bown, his English teacher because he did not like her.” Now, c’mon everyone’s made joking death threats before. Seems like such a lame way to get expelled for school. What about drugs or being a bully or skipping class, but no, technology had to upset the cool equilibrium. This got me wondering, how else can you get expelled from school, 21st century style?
> Taking Twitpics of your textbook and some company bans for your copyright. [also applies to tunes, video, media].
> Getting caught for IM’ing during a test. [Googling also applies].
> Looking at booty on your mobile iPhone porn vids.
> Listening to binaural beats that simulate drug effects, tripping out during maths.
> Editing a Wikipedia article to prove a teacher wrong [that'd be badass!].
> Getting your essay from Sparknotes.
(via Gather)
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I just found this unintentionally hilarious article. ReadWriteWeb reported on some Facebook login yadda yadda blah blah, but what happened is, somehow people don’t remember url’s so they Google “Facebook Login”. They then ended up on that ReadWriteWeb article and signed in via Facebook (comment section). They then complained about the new Facebook “changes”. I quote: “I WANT THE OLD FAFEBOOK BACK THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!”
“This is such a mess I can’t do a thing on my facebook .The changes you have made are ridiculous,I can’t even login!!!!!I am very upset!!!”
It’s really funny. I can’t believe there are still some people that realize they are reading an article, and are not actually on Facebook. Makes me kinda scared of how easily people can get caught by phishing. Silly people. Gosh.
(via @constantlm)
Tags: Facebook, Fail, Login, ReadWriteWeb
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Sometimes articles like these I really like to take literally and exclude all maxims. It’s like that one time during primary school computer class, when we had to make a “website” in Powerpoint [yeah, wtf?] and one kid had an option to download a dolphin. Shyeah! That’d be so awesome. Wonder where it will come out though? Probably through your CD/DVD/BLU-RAY drive.
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Are you ready? No, I can’t hear you? ARRRRRRRRRe you ready? Schweet. Now brace yourself for the bravest most monumental Internet task ever undertaken by a man. The man is called Wogan. Twindie.net got an exclusive interview and asked very serious questions about the best site around: FlickMyFaceYouTwit.com
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Tags: Facebook, FlickMyFaceYouTwit, Flickr, Myspace, Social networking, Twitter, Wogan, Youtube
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