London, a multi-cultural haven, has imported two aliens to become their mascots for the 2012 olympics. They seem to be from some gangsta galaxy, or have studied too much music videos trying to fit in. However, there were some concerns about Twitter users, even Simon expressed his concern on Twitter.

Are they really aliens or are those costumes really so good? Hypothetically speaking if they were aliens, then their skins are really well created, as if they evolved to one day fool humans. Wenlock and Mandeville, are also odd choices for names. Yeah, yeah, silly back story about girders and dropping metal, but really Wenlock and Mandeville? I vote we change the names to ET and Invader Zim. At least they are somewhat more relateable than droplets of metal.

And what’s with those eyes. Are we supposed to be happy with that? The aliens should’ve realised we are not cycloptic beings. Time will tell, if this impending alien import will go down well, for now, I’m highly skeptical of their origin and purpose. Just don’t bring your kids close. Nightmares will be had.

(via MFM926)

Tags: 2012, london, mandeville, mascots, olympic, stupid mascots, wenlock
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If you’ve seen the movie 2012, you will know about Earth Crust Displacement. The devastating event that shifts continents left right and center due to some poles or something. How do magnets work? No-ones knows, but they’re definitely cataclysmic. The news on TV has just confirmed this. South Africa is now placed at South America. However, confused comments are popping up saying that some are still stuck in Africa.

I’m feeling nothing so far. My laptop is still is fine. I’m typing with speed to get the news out there. I spilled a glass of juice earlier today, was that a result of 2012? People need to calm down. I called a leading scientist and he explained after a using a fruit metaphor he claims that this is what Earth will look like within 48 hours.

Getting your families close. This is a dire time. But most of all, now is the time to cheat on Foursquare.

(via @FourFourTwo)

Tags: 2012, earth crust displacemnt, foursquare cheating, fruit end metaphor, south africa 2010, world cup
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I found a funny trend in movies these days, especially those concerning the end of the world. Perhaps you’ve also noticed this, but the best way to explain the end of the world is to use a fruit. This got me wondering, why use a fruit as THE go to end of the world metaphor?

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Tags: 2012, destruction, end of the world, Fruits, the Core
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A while back I posted on people to step up as future leaders for the IHC site. This concerns the post-2012 apocalypse scenario. Now, however the candidates have been chosen. The world is ready to choose the best of the best to represent us as a new world leader. To create a new community. To help us strive as a new civilization. 2012 is now… or wait what? These people are going to be our leaders. Oh, hell no!

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Tags: 2012, apocalypse, doomsday, end of the world, human continuity
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2012 is just around the corner. For those not familiar with the 2012 theories here it is in a brief “omg why haven’t heard of this before” manner: MAYANS, PLANETS COLLIDING, NEW SPIRITS, TRANSCEDENCE, DOOMSDAY. If you’re still not clear, go Google 2012. However, the end of the world opens up some concerns. Who will rise as the leader of the new world?

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Tags: 2012, Mayan
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For all the Twitter geeks out there, you will most probably know of the Twitpocalypse. It trended like crazy for the past few days. It details the failure of Twitter applications due to a reach of an integer. It is similiar to the Y2K bug, and phenomenon. People were going crazy over nothing really. Yes, it was a concern for the developers and indeed some apps were affected, but c’mon the whole hype was just ridiculous. Continue reading “The Twitpocalypse and Other End Times” »

Tags: 2012, doomsday, end of times, Twipocalypse, Twitter
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