Friends, family members and coins flips all stood up to the game, but Paul took this one. You might’ve predicted Spain to win, but you’re not an octopus.

I must say the setup for the final was a classic. Brother Future who predicted Netherlands and Calamari Paul who went for Spain. I must come clear here, I was rooting for the Chinese guy from the future, ’cause I like time travelling. I kept waiting for his score of 2:1 to realize, but never came to being. Perhaps we screwed up the timeline by giving away too much.

Alas, Calamari Paul took this one fair and square, but some skeptics have already claimed some inconsistencies in Paul’s game. Apparently he seems to like yellow and some concerns of horizontal shapes have put Calamari Paul’s predicting abilities under suspicion. Was he just lucky? Or does he follow some silly regime that fooled us all? Did Calamari Paul use his influence within the Psychic Octopus Guild to bribe FIFA into match fixing the games for him? He is after all Calamari Paul.

For now, I’m distraught that Brother Future left me. I believed man. I really believed. My faith in Chinese people from the future has been broken.

Tags: brother future, calamari paul, mr. x, netherlands, paul the octopus, predicting octopus, spain, world cup
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Off the field, there is another battle going on. The battle for prediction seer supremacy. In one corner we have Paul the Octopus. He screwed over the Germans in their semi-final, but so far has a good track record. His predictions for the final: Spain to take the cup, and his other hurdle, the 3/4th playoff puts Germany ahead of Uruguay. Good Good. That’s all dandy. Good on you Calamari Paul.

Now in the other corner we have Chinese guy from the future. If you haven’t heard of him. He is big in the Chinese interweb-o-spheres now. He made a forum post on Baidu on June 13, proclaiming how the World Cup will end. He predicted Netherlands will beat Spain in the final 2:1 and that Sneijder will score one of the goals. That’s some precise predicting yo. Gotta give to the brother from the future. He is already on track pretty much. He says further, that after his post he will come back and people will believe him. Go bro!

So who’s side are you on? This epic battle will only have one winner. The octopus already has a track record, but this Chinese guy predicted the end on June 13. Calamari Paul or Brother Future? Time will tell.

Tags: baidu, brother future, China, netherlands, paul the octopus, sneijder, spain, spain vs germany, world cup, world cup finals
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IFOs short for Identified Flying Objects have been kept secret by the government for years. Since the first Wright Brothers flight, this underground movement starting picking up. Just under a decade later reports starting filing in of IFOs across the globe. Especially during the World Wars.

A war veteran says, “I knew what I saw. It was this gosh darned The Friedrichshafen G.III”. He reportedly reported it to the government, but they shrugged it off. “It’s a conspiracy I tell you. The government knows about these IFOs, but no-one wants to tell us why they keep it secret”.

An anonymous person contacted me when I started doing my investigation. He (I know it is a man, ’cause there was a mix of beer and beef jerky smell to the paper) claims that he once phoned the government reporting an IFO, and they replied with “Oh yeah, that’s just the local airshow”. The anonymous person knew something was up, and started probing for more, the government responded with a shocking revelation, “Well, it is the annual local airshow. There are bi-planes and gyrocopters and anything really. You should go”.

The man was taken aback by the hospitality, he took the chance to get into the IFO conspiracy and asked how much it cost, the government municipal worker replied, “Oh, I don’t know… Sorry,” and hung up the phone. This is telling evidence that they are trying cover up the IFO conspiracy.

A man called Vincent Con tells a story of how he, as a young boy, saw big IFOs flying above his town. “They were huge, I tell you, with blinking lights and everything”. A few years later he went to the local international airport to spy on the IFOs. He explains, “It was terrifying, there were people everywhere, but every time I started to really get a glimpse of the big IFOs, they flew off. The government must’ve known I was there, so I decided to leave promptly”.

IFOs remain a very obscure topic, even among hardcore conspiracy theorists. IFOs are a fact, and people should become aware of it. I hope I did my duty.

Tags: conspiracy, IFO, IFOs, planes, spotting planes
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No way! This can’t be real… they’re lying surely. Now, let me just go share that Three Busty Blondes vid on Facebook.

Tags: Facebook, linguistics, sex, statistics
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After a long look at Gizmodo’s article/controlled leak, I’ve come to conclusion that the iPhone 4G is in fact a weak mirror. I watched this video over and over trying to figure out what the 4G actually does. Where did Apple go wrong? They were on the cusp of innovative technology, now they’ve taken vanity to the next level. It’s like the thing doesn’t do anything, it’s not even big enough for a proper coaster.

Apparently, Gizmodo, paid $10,000 for it… hahaha. That’s an expensive mirror dudes, totally screwed on the deal, hahaha… classic fail. Anyhoo, now, the iPad, that’s a different story. Period.

[Disclaimer: I'm lying. The real reason why I won't buy an iPhone is 'cause I don't have the cash]

Tags: Fail, gizmodo, iphone 4, iphone 4g
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Back in July Die Burger (local newspaper) published an article quoting a top detective on the signs of Satanism. This was in response to that kid who knifed the kids in school. Harmse I think was the kid’s surname, but it’s not relevant. However, the funniest thing was the signs that the detective prescribed to the public.

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Tags: candles, pentagram, Satanism, signs, skulls
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2012 is just around the corner. For those not familiar with the 2012 theories here it is in a brief “omg why haven’t heard of this before” manner: MAYANS, PLANETS COLLIDING, NEW SPIRITS, TRANSCEDENCE, DOOMSDAY. If you’re still not clear, go Google 2012. However, the end of the world opens up some concerns. Who will rise as the leader of the new world?

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Tags: 2012, Mayan
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I love dreaming: in bed or in class. The location does not matter. The fact that you go to a completely incoherent fantasy world without even leaving your current location is so awesome. However, sometimes the dream is annoying and pisses you off once you arrive in the real world. Here’s some reasons why dreaming is annoying!

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Tags: annoying, dreams, nightmares, wet
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My head hurts. Yes, yes it does. Look at the picture above! So mind bogglingly “urgh” inducing craziness. I love these things as my mind always try to wonder how these paradoxes work. Somehow, I want to find the start or the end, or I just want to keep going to see how far my brain power takes me.

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Tags: brain, ouch, paradox, time
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Looks strange doesn’t it? It’s probably some artifact from some sunken modern ship right? Am I totally misleading you now, but you want to be right? Anyhoo, enough with the arbitrary questions. This, mechanism picture is in fact an ancient Greek astrology thing-a-majig, but here’s the twist in the tale! It was made 150-100 BC!

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Tags: aliens, Antikythera, Baigong Pipes, Mechanism, OOPart, strange
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