Maybe you can only find this among deranged psycho kids, but some chick ordered a hit on their ex’s mom. I’ve heard of crazy stories, but this one is actually hilarious. The funny thing is, the chick came from a “top school”. Oh boy, I bet someone is disappointed in their child.
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Ok, so apparently Hitler’s skull was found to be that of a woman. Although it might not be a direct relation that he was in fact a girl, but rather that his skull is still out there. However, I’m starting to guess that very former fact. Hitler is a chick: here’s why.
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Futureme.org is the probably the only service I know of that allows you to send emails to yourself INTO THE FUTURE. Ooogaboogaboogabooga. I found this site quite some time ago and immediately sent myself a silly email. However, I’ve now revised my email to my future self.
Ah, you gotta love awkward moments like this. I found an article on Gawker that shows the clip of woman that can’t read. In the 21st century, this is still a problem. It saddens me that with all the technology we have today that there are still women who can’t read the agenda.
Continue reading “56-year-old Virgin Can’t Read… Technically” »
An attempt by Tom Gilmore/10k to document a life through a collection of photos. All photos have been taken with a Game Boy or “Pocket” Camera and converted from SRAM data into .BMP or .GIF images with the help of cheap third-party products and home-brewed software. Continue reading “Adventures in Greyscale” »
So, the first day of Spring has just passed and with it comes all the joys of Spring… not! Of all the seasons in the year, Spring is a two week old leftover pizza: it’s gotten all miffed, probably has flies all over it and yet if you’re really hungry you would love to eat that pizza.
The other night after a celebratory afterparty with friends (whom some of them won a local serenade competition) me and a friend trapsied up Merriman Avenue; one of Stellenbosch’s main student arteries. At 3 0′clock in the morning we encountered this. (Oh, yeah I’m totally doing the “to be continued” vibe here).
I want to how common this phenomenon is: an over-active imagination. I saw this submission on I’m So Nerdy:
I’m so nerdy, I imagine I have force powers when I walk through an automatic sliding door.
It got me thinking: I do that too! Even many other things that involve me living in a world not my own. Mostly I do it unconsciously, but sometimes when thinking retrospectively it is a little odd. Here are some more examples. Continue reading “Over-active Imagination” »
I’m superstitious to some degree. I knock on wood, hit the car ceiling when I drive over a yellow light, avoid ladders and all that jazz. Of course I know it’s all silly, but somehow it became such a routine to follow all this nonsense, that breaking the habit seems a bad omen. The best of them are in fact horoscopes or astrology for that matter. Every week I read them, knowing that what I read is probably a load of bull, I still read it for a strange sort of guidance. Let me explain.
“Your dad must be baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns”, “Wanna come sit on my lap and see what pops up?” and so many many more of cringe-inducing hiliarity. I love pickuplines for their crazy ideal that saying it might get you to score a chick. The strong drive to have sex is posed against the silly and lame desperation of the pickupline. It works so well, and makes me laugh whenever I read them. I’ve not used one yet, but I think here’s a way to make them work.
