1) Stay away from dodgy places that might spike your drinks – rather bring your own roofies. You don’t know where those roofies have been. It’s disgusting really. At your parent’s home, would accept roofies from a stranger? No!
2) Don’t go alone, rather go in groups – This way you have plenty of wingpersons to help you out if the going gets tough.
3) Assign a Designated Driver – that way you’ll be able to find the car and he’ll be driving more than just a car, if you know what I mean.
4) When walking home, avoid the dodgy alleys – the drugs there are probably going to be a of dodgy standard as well.
5) Don’t accept drinks from stangers – buy drinks for strangers.
6) Never leave a drink unattended – you bloody well paid for that Jagermeister.
7) If you go into a room and the person locks the door – don’t call your friends, you’re getting lucky.
8) If you get into a fight take it outside – that way people can hear your insults without the music blaring away. Also, high five if you use “You Fokken Prawn!”
9) Eat before you drink – that way you can shout “Cheating is Eating” at others who go for a midnight snack.
10) Choose a Respectable club/bar – the ones that give away free condoms and have cheap drink specials.
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