Now you gotta give it to these geniuses. Earthbound Pet Service. The Atheist pet service that will look after your pets when the Rapture occurs. It’s genius. Yet, somehow the service seems completely legit. They even have a pretty schweet contract set up. Like, they take into account that if the guy loses his faith:
“If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is “left behind”) EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.”
Well done dudes. My first thought was, damn I wish had the entrepreneurial spirit like these guys. It costs $150 per pet. Yeah, like what does that do, I thought? There’s no way that they can sustain a pet for long on $150, but they explain that the atheists are actually adopting the pets, and the cost is just for initial travel costs and a small profit margin. See Atheists can be good honest moral beings too.
I emailed them, asking them how well their service is doing. They have 29 rescuers in 22 states and have just under 200 clients. BRAVO!
This made me wonder, what other exploitable rapture markets are there… then it hit me. What will happen with all the torrents!? No more seeds. I think someone needs to draft a “leave your PC connected indefinitely” treaty, so torrents will survive the rapture… but then I realized, it’s futile, pirates are “criminals”. The post-rapture blog world will be even more interesting. Like a zombie wasteland of scattered blogs. At least Twitter will have less noise I guess. But I reckon #rapture and #secondcoming and #partytime will be trending for quite a while, not to mention #nomorework. Ah, dystopian future how I can’t wait. At least pets will be cared for.
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