Ok, so apparently Hitler’s skull was found to be that of a woman. Although it might not be a direct relation that he was in fact a girl, but rather that his skull is still out there. However, I’m starting to guess that very former fact. Hitler is a chick: here’s why.

He resembles an emo goth alternative skinning wearing music freak. Yes, the Hitler emo jokes have been going on for quite some time. His “fringe” has been under scrutiny since the arrival of “bangs” sticking across teenagers’ foreheads. However, proof was needed to claim that emo kids are indeed chicks.

This very proof has also been around for quite some time, but it was a case of, “You gotta see it to believe it”. We need more personal empirical evidence. Thus, come last week Thursday. Me and Simon along with his girlfriend were off to see Pretty Blue Guns jam it out again. After the gig we climbed in the car and the highly annoying car guard trapsied up to our window. He took the change from Simon who was driving. His girlfriend was also sitting in front, with me in the back. The car guard asked Simon if the night was awesome and indeed Simon replied, “Awesome”.

The car guard then replied, “Indeed it must’ve been awesome, you picked up two chicks!” It was a real life FML moment. I was wearing skinny jeans and had long “emo” like hair. I’m officially a chick now. EPIC FAIL.

Thus, you see if you look like an emo skinny wearing loser, you’re bound to be a chick, thus Hitler is a woman. We could’ve told scientists that years ago.

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Tags: Chick, FML, Hitler, Pretty Blue Guns, Skull, Woman
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