Sometimes articles like these I really like to take literally and exclude all maxims. It’s like that one time during primary school computer class, when we had to make a “website” in Powerpoint [yeah, wtf?] and one kid had an option to download a dolphin. Shyeah! That’d be so awesome. Wonder where it will come out though? Probably through your CD/DVD/BLU-RAY drive.

However, now that in that article, it supposes that Facingbook going onto Facebook Facebooking makes you fat, due to skipped meals [again, wtf? ain't supposed to make you thinner? Perhaps you're eating silly food I guess], however that’s beside the point. What I’m trying to get at is, imagine if Facebook did make you fat… no but literally.

It would ooze out into your system through USB keyboard osmosis. Or even through ancient technologies such as floppy disks. However, what I’m getting at is that although Facebook makes you fat, there seems to be a health option lately: Fucking Farmville.

You can grow plants, cattle and other assorted farmy things. It’s spreading throughout the student kingdom like a rumour of free booze at a party. Almost all my friends have it. It’s silly, addictive and silly [yes, I said silly twice, 'cause that's how silly it is].

Now you see, people feel good about themselves playing Farmville, for they are doing something healthy and productive while getting fat on Facebook. The world has restored its balance. However, like all vices in life, moderation is key. So, please take care of yourself! Going onto Facebook just to play Farmville is like drinking on your own. You don’t want that do you?

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Tags: Facebook, Farmville, Farmville Ugly Duckling, Fat, Mark Zuckerberg
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