Maybe you can only find this among deranged psycho kids, but some chick ordered a hit on their ex’s mom. I’ve heard of crazy stories, but this one is actually hilarious. The funny thing is, the chick came from a “top school”. Oh boy, I bet someone is disappointed in their child.
In times like this I wished sites like Please Don’t Break Up existed before such crazy events. All could’ve been solved by Internet users wishing their relationship well. Mom’s of ex’s should just “get with it”. Breakups are tough: kids these days play games like GTA and watch Heroes, who knows what they’d do! So, please moms of the world, if your girl/boy/hemaphrodite child goes out with a questionable “person”, then please do yourself and don’t butt in. You never know how crazy that chick/dude/alien might be.
However, only crazy people go crazy [duh Niel]. So here’s 5 tips if you suspect your ex’s mom plotted your breakup.
1) Read this list.
2) Make sure you’re in a well known school/area/place/event to broadcast your concerns.
3) Refrain from using the word “bitch” when confronting the ex’s mom. Rather use words like “anarchist”, “racist”, “prawn” or “hemaphrodite”. It’s South Africa, be in-tune with local customs.
4) If your suspicions are correct and you really want to “kill this fokken prawn”, stay calm and think what Wikus would do: MECH-STYLE. Hitmen are so Sherlock Holmes.
5) Finish reading this list.
At least if the relationship went well before the breakup you’d not be a 56-year-old virgin. So please, just chillax next time: you’re giving deranged frustrated teenagers a bad name.
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