There was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
But to make it more nice,
He inserted some mice,
Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.
~ Edward Lear
This is not a PC vs MAC debate. I’m not a fan of PC and I’m not a fan of MAC. I just use a PC, because it’s like religion: the one you’re born with is the one you’ll probably remain loyal too. My parents bought a PC, thus I use a PC. However, Apple is also awesome. Really innovative products and stylish too. Now Apple’s newest product, the Magic Mouse, has been revealed… Can someone say “teh lulz?”
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.
~ Edward Lear
Sometimes articles like these I really like to take literally and exclude all maxims. It’s like that one time during primary school computer class, when we had to make a “website” in Powerpoint [yeah, wtf?] and one kid had an option to download a dolphin. Shyeah! That’d be so awesome. Wonder where it will come out though? Probably through your CD/DVD/BLU-RAY drive.
For a Google Wave desperation we had to write a song about: “Boris the eccentric Bolivian botanist who inexplicably loses his beloved wife Beatrice during a game of Hide and Seek and after years of mourning this loss eventually finds solace in goat farming”. Lyrics to follow.
After my plea for a Google Wave invite, one brave soul has answered me. I need to write him a song about “Boris the eccentric Bolivian botanist who inexplicably loses his beloved wife Beatrice during a game of Hide and Seek and after years of mourning this loss eventually finds solace in goat farming”. This is currently in the works, however, the awesome dude has been so kind to sponsor Twindie.net with another Google Wave invite! So if you want one, here’s the dealio.
Update: Changed cli.gs short url. Old one had problems, however this changes nothing. You can still enter with old link if you have already. Also you don’t actually have to do what you’re saying in your tweet. This is merely to boggle the creative juices!
Hahahahaha… woah just let me breathe here for a moment… wait… AHAHAHAHA. Hungary decided it is time to be very liberal and hold the first plastic surgeon miscreants beauty pageant. I reckon this is one of the worst ideas ever, don’t you think?
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, "Does it buzz?"
He replied, "Yes, it does!
"It's a regular brute of a Bee!"
~ Edward Lear
2009 seems to be the year of celebrity deaths: MJ, Keith Floyd, DJ AM, Patrick Swayze etc, but I guess the effect of their deaths had been multiplied with the onset of Twitter’s insane popularity. Nothing is sacred anymore. Death has become a popularity contest!
Maybe you can only find this among deranged psycho kids, but some chick ordered a hit on their ex’s mom. I’ve heard of crazy stories, but this one is actually hilarious. The funny thing is, the chick came from a “top school”. Oh boy, I bet someone is disappointed in their child.
