Konami Code
by | Gaming | September 19, 2009


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The Konami Code. The pinnacle of a nerd’s existense. The mecca of cheats. The Wikus van der Merwe of video gaming. The one code to rule them all. The power, the destruction, the potential. With this code any nerd can be anyone: unlimited everything. Some people even immortalize the code on their bodies.

Douglas Adams was wrong he said that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42; it is in fact up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a. The code which was popularized in the NES classic Contra, has become synonymous with the 8-bit generation of gaming. I wonder if Buddhists strive to be the Konami code? The recession could be solved by typing in the Konami Code on the stock market. More research needs to be done in past applications of the Konami Code. How did Konami know this code? Is this the Lost Code Dan Brown is talking about? I bet Hitler used it, way before nerds made it popular.

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You know that time when you were “in one the world” and wanted “time to stand stilll”. It was the Konami Code. It is the all encompassing presence. Omnipresent and omnipotent. Rick Astley channeled the Konami Code when he sang Never Gonna Give You Up. The Force? The Konami code for sure. More people should follow the Konami Code. It solves all the world’s problems.

It even makes websites more interesting. Without the Konami Code you would not have a blue mascot dancing on your screen singing Blue by Eiffel 65.

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Thank you Konami Code! I’m eternally grateful. May government R&D develop you further.
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  • Mjthompson1945

    Konami code could definitely solve some world peace problems. Then again, so could 1up.

    you can find konami executed here too: http://www.scribendi.com/news

  • http://niel.delarouviere.com NielDLR

    If only the rest of the world knew about it, then it would surely
    solve peace problems!









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