Ah, you gotta love awkward moments like this. I found an article on Gawker that shows the clip of woman that can’t read. In the 21st century, this is still a problem. It saddens me that with all the technology we have today that there are still women who can’t read the agenda.
Perhaps her Susan Boyle-like looks scared her teachers? But there seems to be only one reason for her epic fail. She’s still a virgin: a 56-year-old virgin. Yeah, that kinda reads like a bad straight-to-VHS sequel to 40-year-old virgin. Perhaps her parents didn’t tell her that being a virgin for that long inhibits your reading abilities? It’s common knowledge by now, right?
I also like how just before she was interrupted, she says “technically”. I’m a virgin… technically. I mowed the lawn… technically. I gleamed the rod… technically. Well, technically speaking, I guess she tries to console herself.
I wonder how many old folks at that teacher conference went: “lol, she’s a virgin”. I bet there were lots of dares going around on who will score her that night at the Bingo after party.
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