I love dreaming: in bed or in class. The location does not matter. The fact that you go to a completely incoherent fantasy world without even leaving your current location is so awesome. However, sometimes the dream is annoying and pisses you off once you arrive in the real world. Here’s some reasons why dreaming is annoying!

1) The I-can’t-get-to-my-destination dream

This kind of dream frustrates the hell out of me. Doesn’t matter what I do, I just can’t get to my desired location. It usually involves me going to class. Firstly, my time of departure is already too late to get there on time. Then somehow upon walking to class, I meet someone and then we have to take a ride with them to their place. Then we can’t find it, or go on really whack path. This weekend, I dreamt I wanted to go see District 9 again, but for really stupid reason I had to mark tests for a teacher. The teacher couldn’t give clear instructions! Finally after marking the tests I got to the movies after running through a bio-lab, but managed to stumble into a really long cue. ARGHHHH! It never ends. I just can’t get to my destination. FFS.

2) The hazy dream

I don’t know how many people experience this, but sometimes I have dreams where my eyes are half closed; so everything is extremely hazy! Almost like having a glass bottle in front of your eyes. Throughout the dream I keep trying to open my eyes or try and focus them, ’cause I can’t see properly. It frustrates me immensely. Doesn’t matter how awesome the content is, I just can’t see it. ARGH!

3) The wet dream

Ok, everyone knows this one. The dream content is awesome, but the result is not so awesome. Jizzing in your pants ain’t cool, well except if you’re these guys.

4) The it-felt-so-real dream

Oh man these are just annoying. Sometimes you dream of great things, great presents, great delights, yet when you make up and all you see is your dirty desk all you can do is give a massive groan. My most memorable frustration was once getting a new Batman videogame when I was child. It was awesome! I played the game to bits and every afternoon felt like the best day of my life… however when I woke up Batman was no more.

5) The nightmare

Waking up in a cold sweat to your liking? Nightmares are plentiful, but to be honest, I haven’t had a good solid nightmare since primary school. My most memorable one was where I walked down our old home’s long hall and these spider like monsters came out the floorboards. Since then, I’ve only had three immense strong dreams that have a very prominent feeling of unrest. Almost like sensing pure evil in the dreams. Strange though is that these three dreams are recurring: the same location and feeling, but sometimes I do different things. It’s an extremely dark hall with two corridors. The place where I’m standing is lighted, but once I venture further into the tunnels, I become extremely uncomfortable, sensing and hearing vile “demons” in my presence. Yes, yes, read some religious parable in there somewhere. It doesn’t bother me, but I feel very vulnerable when I wake up. Only lasts for a few minutes then I go back to sleep again.

Do you have any other kinds of annoying/frustrating dreams? What’s your worst nightmare?

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