Megan Fox… yeah, no.
by | Life | June 23, 2009

megan-fox_0811_1eaLook at those sultry lips, arching eyebrows, sleek hair, strong cheekbones. Amazing isn’t it? That’s why every nerd’s wet dream somehow involves Transformers and Megan Fox.

She even has an amazing body to boot. As in, wow, that is absolutely perfect in proportion and… *drool*, but you know I’m not entirely convinced. Somehow this vixen is not making my blood rush. Maybe, it’s just personal taste, but here’s why I don’t like Megan Fox. Ok, breathe a little, while you get over that statement… No, I’m not gay.

Ok, first of, her body has no flaws. It’s perfect. Really, it’s like… *drool*. Ok, I’ll stop defiling my keyboard. However, it’s her face that bugs me. It really scares me. It just isn’t in my “that’s hot” list. For a chick really to hit a highscore on the “OMG she’s a goddess on Earth” scale, she needs to have an attractive face as well. For me at least.

Her strong features really put me off. The combination of those piercing eyes, with her arching eyebrows, strong cheekbones and sleek hair makes her unappealing. I prefer women with more softer features. Something that reminds me less of a man. Megan Fox even said herself she looks like tranny.

Sorry, did I just spoil the image for you now? Indeed my condolences are with you. I rather much prefer Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson.

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  • http://www.twitter.com/mothemoleko Mo

    Finally someone gets it. She’s a’ight, not lifechanging.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mothemoleko Mo

    Finally someone gets it. She’s a’ight, not lifechanging.

  • Twindie

    Yeah! And the silly thing is, everyone assumes you think she’s the be all and the end all of hotness. Lame.

  • Twindie

    Yeah! And the silly thing is, everyone assumes you think she’s the be all and the end all of hotness. Lame.

  • http://blindcripple.wordpress.com BlindCripple

    Okay, so you might be right. But if you’re going to talk like that, there is no one girl that can stand up and be called number one.
    This is not an argument, because everyone has their own taste, BUT, shoowee, I just saw Transformers. Yup, her face is distinctive. Brown hair, green eyes. Hot body.

    Top 5, any day.

  • Twindie

    Also just saw Transformers. Again, I by no means deny her hotness. Shit was cash! However, I still think she is overhyped. I agree on the distinctive face though, but eh… not for me.

  • Twindie

    Also just saw Transformers. Again, I by no means deny her hotness. Shit was cash! However, I still think she is overhyped. I agree on the distinctive face though, but eh… not for me.

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  • http://annderster.wordpress.com/ annderster

    i couldn’t help quietly predicting the nerds and wet dreams myself as i watched this movie last night. is there something like too sexy? well, i’m pretty happy i won’t be the object of millions of nerds’ fantasies.

    nice to have a guy say the same.

    dit het nie gehelp dat die ou langs my hook line and sinker verlief was na die motorfiets/selfoon/kort denim jeans intro nie. dis toe wat ek weet: girlie, this movie was NOT made for you.

  • http://annderster.wordpress.com annderster

    i couldn’t help quietly predicting the nerds and wet dreams myself as i watched this movie last night. is there something like too sexy? well, i’m pretty happy i won’t be the object of millions of nerds’ fantasies.

    nice to have a guy say the same.

    dit het nie gehelp dat die ou langs my hook line and sinker verlief was na die motorfiets/selfoon/kort denim jeans intro nie. dis toe wat ek weet: girlie, this movie was NOT made for you.

  • Twindie

    Yeah, I must say the bike intro was heard throughout the movie as the whole audience gasped for air… ‘n redelike intens snak na asem.

    I won’t lie, I liked it, was a little silly however, gratuitously using her assets in such an angle on a bike. Who wouldn’t like that?

  • Twindie

    Yeah, I must say the bike intro was heard throughout the movie as the whole audience gasped for air… ‘n redelike intens snak na asem.

    I won’t lie, I liked it, was a little silly however, gratuitously using her assets in such an angle on a bike. Who wouldn’t like that?

  • http://blindcripple.wordpress.com/ BlindCripple

    Okay, so you might be right. But if you're going to talk like that, there is no one girl that can stand up and be called number one.
    This is not an argument, because everyone has their own taste, BUT, shoowee, I just saw Transformers. Yup, her face is distinctive. Brown hair, green eyes. Hot body.

    Top 5, any day.









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