Ok, if you’re still living in a cave, I’m breaking the news to you. Michael Jackson is dead. He died yesterday due to a cardiac arrest. A sad day indeed, but this post is not about Michael Jackson, but really about how you leave a legacy. (Ok, it is about MJ)
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Nothing amused me more than the recent scuffle between Black Eye Pea Will.I.Am and gossip blogger Perez Hilton.
Sometimes celebrity gossip just makes me laught at it’s absurdity. It’s silly feuds that are so sensationlized that they can be seen as gross misconduct.
To those not sure of the story, here’s the Twindie.net version of it, along with choosing silly sides, based on silly things, cause this is exactly what this whole drama is: silly.
Ok, so here is the 401…
I’m going to skip the formalities here, after all this is a blog. I presume you already saw the first Transformers movie and know the actors: all that mumbo-jumbo back story stuff that good reviews do. Alas, I’m very lazy, and just want to talk about this movie. You know, what I thought, what I liked, what was weird and such. It’s like a review, but not really. [Spoiler Disclaimer: Don't hold me responsible! You've been warned!]
Look at those sultry lips, arching eyebrows, sleek hair, strong cheekbones. Amazing isn’t it? That’s why every nerd’s wet dream somehow involves Transformers and Megan Fox.
She even has an amazing body to boot. As in, wow, that is absolutely perfect in proportion and… *drool*, but you know I’m not entirely convinced. Somehow this vixen is not making my blood rush. Maybe, it’s just personal taste, but here’s why I don’t like Megan Fox. Ok, breathe a little, while you get over that statement… No, I’m not gay.
Memes on the Internet still boggle me completely. It seems like random behaviour for no apparent reason only than a few chuckles. The pictured person was the first brave soul to stick his head in the freezer. He called his photo on Flickr, 241543903. Then a meme followed suit.
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Dear Future Son/Daughter,
today is the day that you celebrate me having sex with your mom and in effect bringing you forth into this world. Before that you were nothing, perhaps an idea in my head, like now. However, now you celebrate my devotion to keeping you alive in this tumultous place called Earth. Before I continue, I would like to say, this day is not for you to celebrate me, but in fact me to say thanks for making me part of your life. +1 for generativity in fact.
Ah, XCKD in all its glory. So brilliant I tell you. However this brings me straight into my topic. I’ve always wondered why Western society places so much emphasis on inane small talk. If you think about it, it’s actually just really silly, yet somehow it prevails.
Again, another post in the series of items that seem awesome, but in fact suck. Today’s item the brilliantly eye catching toy that I bet most kids bought, or at least envied. It’s usually made of an elastic see-through material and has a really sticky solution or substance on it that makes it… er… stick to other objects really well. Once, it’s stuck on an object, it’s yanked back, ready for another random object to laid victim of. The item is usually cheap, but alas how many children have been foiled by it’s pretensions.
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This here is the start of a random series of random posts that I’ll post now and then. Are you still following me? Right, it is on items that seem awesome, but in fact suck. The first victim is the really futuristic like leaf blower or leaf sucker if you want. It doesn’t cost that much, but oh how many have been foiled by its pretentions – especially the really lazy types who despise picking up a broom or using a rake. Yes, you screwed yourself buying this nonsense.
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No, that's not me, but that's dedication... and extremely nerdy.
Ok, I’m going to immediately put this out there: the is selfless advertising. You can leave if you wan’t, but will you, maybe twenty or thirty years from now wonder, why why why didn’t read the full post. Your life could’ve been different. You could’ve had a greater sense of humour or developed an affiliation for nerds just by reading further. So, without further ado, I give you me and twin brother’s new site: www.imsonerdy.com. A home for nerds to share their conquests and feel save in their own alienation.
